The NFC North is shaping up to be an absolute war zone this season. Believe it or not, you can make a solid case for every team in the division to contend for the title — yes, even the Bears (begrudging sigh included). That’s not something many divisions in the NFL can boast right now.
But here’s the kicker: the Detroit Lions haven’t exactly knocked it out of the park this offseason. Their moves have been… underwhelming, to put it nicely. Which means this division might be more wide open than we’ve seen in years — and that makes every move from here on out critical. If the Lions are serious about taking that next step, now’s the time to strike. Not just strategically, but pettily. Because while winning games in the fall is important, winning the mental battle now? That’s next-level.
Apparently, Bleacher Report got that memo too, because their latest trade proposal is nothing short of villainous — and surprisingly smart from a football standpoint.
The Lions should absolutely be petty — and trade for Khalil Mack.
Los Angeles Chargers receive: 2026 fifth-round pick
Detroit Lions receive: Edge Khalil Mack
“Khalil Mack fits the bill as a pricy veteran in the twilight of his career who can still make key contributions,” the article notes. “He’s earned Pro Bowl nods in each of the last three seasons—including in 2023 when he notched a career-high 17 sacks—and the Bolts rewarded his consistent efforts with a one-year, $18 million extension back in March … The Detroit Lions could be the perfect landing spot for Mack. The team needs to add some juice on the edge to take the heat off star sack artist Aidan Hutchinson, and Mack could be the ideal player to give opposing offenses fits … Injuries—including a season-ending broken leg for Hutchinson—caught up to Detroit last year and cost the organization a chance at its first Lombardi Trophy. Adding more depth and another elite option like Mack to ease Hutchinson’s burden is exactly what this roster needs to make a Super Bowl push.”
The football logic here is sound. Mack still has gas in the tank. He’s a force on the edge, and with Hutchinson needing support — especially after a tough injury — Mack could be the perfect answer.
But let’s be honest: what makes this trade idea so juicy isn’t just the on-field impact. It’s the pure, unfiltered pettiness of it all.
Picture it: Khalil Mack in Honolulu blue. Now picture him sacking Caleb Williams. Then doing it again. And again. Bears fans everywhere spiraling into full meltdown mode. That’s the kind of offseason content that wins wars before the season even kicks off.
This deal has to happen. Not just because it makes football sense — but because champions don’t just beat their rivals. They break their spirits.